People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
Amy (not her real name) sat in my office and wiped her streaming tears on her sleeve, refusing the scratchy tissues Id offered. Im thinking about just applying for a Ph.D. program after I graduate because I have no idea what I want to do. Amy had mild depression growing…
People ask me why I don’t watch The Walking Dead and honestly it has very little to do with the show itself (except that I have a feeling I wouldn’t much enjoy watching children in a zombie apocalypse). It’s just that I’m not much into the commitment television shows require. Even if you just watch it all on Netflix or torrent it or whatever, you still have to sit there and watch every episode. I mean, I’m not saying all at once, either, but, eventually, unless you lose interest. And if you DON’T have those options and all you have is the whim of the tv station, then yeah, you have to tune in EVERY WEEK to stay caught up and avoid spoilers, all while hoping it’s not a rerun.
So, bottom line:
I don’t watch you favourite show because I am lazy.
When is using the word “whore” appropriate? Or is it never? Feel free to use the word “whore” to describe a person who puts a price on their integrity. Never use the word “whore” to impugn a person’s promiscuity.
Any guesses as to why is it rare for me to achieve an orgasm unless I’m being choked? Um, yeah. It’s simple behavioral reinforcement. Cerebral hypoxia makes for one hell of an antecedent stimulus prior to orgasm.
Do I want safe and warm, or do I want ecstatic? Quit making false dichotomies with your love life.
There’s shit music on at a party. The host is loving it, everyone else is staring awkwardly at the ground. Socially acceptable to quietly change playlists? Sure, but if you’re more comfortable leaving the party than you are changing the music, simply get the fuck out. Either way, don’t ever let anyone hold you hostage with bad music.
What would your match.com profile say? From the “tagline” all the way down to the “about me and what I’m looking for” section. Match.com? Are you kidding me? That’s the worst dating site on the planet. It’s a creepy-as-fuck graveyard of fake and abandoned profiles scotch-taped together with a horrible user interface. Never use match.com.
Gay here. My husband seems moody lately. One evening, he is just so irritated the minute I walk in, cant get a straight answer - seems like border line abuse to me. Then next evening he wants to plan the next vacation, cooks dinner and be as polite as can be. Is it just me thinking it??? Dude. People have moods. Sometimes they’re shitty. Maybe learn to back the fuck off occasionally, and quit making it about you.
So is your idea of the perfect marriage is one in which you and your partner are free to have extra-marital sex? In a way, yes, but “free” implies that there are no consequences. That’s not how open relationships work.
Survived the holidays alright, Coquette? Ha! Yep. Had to bite my tongue when my mom announced “the Indians should just get over it” with regard to changing the name of the Washington Redskins. Other than that, it was a pretty chill Thanksgiving.
I love that you take time to find and use the letter ‘é’ when you write French words. Details fucking matter.
I’m done. I’m so fucking done. Have a nightmare, wake up, ten minutes later, break my fucking Nintendo DS Lite (which I’ve had since they came out). Bottom screen, too, so now it’s unusable. Great. Wonderful. My computer’s a piece of shit, every gaming device I own is outdated. I’m sick and tired of being klutzy, poor, and stupid.
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
what. What the fuck does this mean. Who said this ever. No one. Not even white people. Fucking joke as they are. No one. Not even the Caucasian Americans say this. They’re real special they are. No one thinks apple juice is spicy. Did someone say this to you? Well they’re the only ones. We live in a world of spiceless apple juice. A righteous world it is. NO ONE FUCKING SAYS THIS NO ONE
Have you ever been betrayed by someone you thought of as family?
If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Kill your only love or be killed by your only love. Pick one
If you ever had the chance to speak to a past version of yourself, what would you tell them?
If you can kill someone without anyone knowing it was you, would you do it?
In order to change the world would you work within or against the system?
Attack on Titan:
Eren or Levi?
If you can have a real life pokemon, who would it be?
Sword Art Online:
You are playing a game where you have one life. If you die in that game you die irl. Only way out is to beat the game. Do you actually try to beat the game? Or just quietly live in your simulated reality safe, but unable to return to reality?
You are drafted to attend a prestigious school for an outstanding talent of yours, what talent would that be?
Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Do you think a world where everyone completely understands each other necessarily means a better world?
Would you (and only you) live a life of immortality?
Full Metal Alchemist:
Greed, Envy, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Sloth: Pick the 3 you feel pertain to you most.
Shingeki no Kyojin:
Would you knowingly be part of a secret society where you enjoy a lavish life at the expense of the vast majority of the rest of the world?
Would you ever bleach your hair?
Is there such thing as absolute "good"? Provide an example if you believe so. Either way, explain your choice.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Eden of the East:
You are granted a large sum of money. What do you spend it on?
You are alive but everyone around you pretends you don't exist. Since you can't have any people in your life, what do you turn to to fill that void of lonliness?
Kill La Kill:
What are some of your favorite places to shop for clothes?
Sakurasou no Pet Na Kanojo:
Have you ever envied someone so close to you that it put a strain on your relationship with them?
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt:
Is losing your virginity a significant thing to you?
Who is someone you always can believe in?
Aku No Hana:
Was there anyone in your life that helped you come to learn/understand/accept something about yourself that you never would have without them?
Is there anyone from your past that you haven't seen or heard from in years but you still think about from time to time (Where are they? How are they doing now? Do they still think about me? etc.)
Kyoukai no Kanata:
Glasses or contacts?
You are wrongly sentenced to the death penalty. You are allowed to speak to one person. Who is that person?
What is something you want wiped from your memory?
What era of time would you like to visit?
Do you prefer games of skill or games of chance?
Do you play an instrument? If not, what instrument are you interested in playing?
Hey remember that time a woman found the addresses of closeted LGBT teens on Tumblr, sent a letter to those addresses informing the parents that their kid was gay, and expressed the desire to make a registry of LGBT individuals so that “normal people” would know to stay away from them?
But naw, that can’t be right! Homophobia is the fear of gay men treating a person like they treat women, so only misogynistic guys can be homophobic, remember? Get with the program!